Hello Good Morning: Steve Nash’s hips don’t lie.
Written by David Goodis
And he wouldn’t let go of the gun as the pain went driving into him and going up and down the tube and in his stomach the tube was glossy and purple and in his brain the tube was black and burning and somewhere in the middle the tube was clear and it was a glass tube and he could see into it and know that Arbogast was no longer trying hard for the gun but trying hard to kill him with the knee in the throat. He could see it in the glassy clear middle of the tube, Arbogast burying him here and then going back to her and getting sixty thousand from her and going away and getting twenty more thousand from her and going away and coming back and getting thirty more thousand, forty more thousand, going away, coming back, going away and coming back and he could see her giving the money to Argogast and he could get the sound of her asking Arbogast where he was and what had happened to him and Arbogast telling her he was somewhere around and what difference did it make where he was and what he was doing as long as she gave the money when she was asked for it.
That doesn’t sound like anything in the Bogie/Bacall movie of the same name, does it? I recall Dark Passage as a flawed, gimmicky film, the only bad movie the couple made together, but this novel is quite another thing. Goodis writes a tightly plotted tale of Vincent Parry, serving time in San Quentin for the murder of his wife. He didn’t commit the crime, but he knows he can’t serve a life sentence, and when a chance to escape comes up, he takes it.
Soon Parry knocks out a man who was giving him a ride and started asking too many questions. A woman, Irene, finds him and knows who he is, but wants to help. She knows his case and always believed in his innocence. And she’s rich.
Parry is smart, tough when he needs to be, but unlike most crime novel protagonists, and certainly neither Bogart or any actor of the day would have been willing to play him as vulnerable and anxious as he is in the book. He’s constantly imagining the worst happening, fighting his instinct to bolt. Irene knows Parry, knows his fears and how to soothe them just enough, but he’s not going to draw her too far into this. Goodis surrounds Parry with interesting characters, like his sad, loyal, doomed friend Fellsinger, the crafty con man Arbogast, the plastic surgeon giving Parry a new face, and especially, Madge Rapf. Madge was Parry’s neighbor, and gave the most damning testimony against him, dying words from Parry’s wife concocted out of spite when Parry gave Madge up after a brief fling.
Goodis ends each chapter with a wallop of a surprise, usually involving the appearance of a character who shouldn’t be where they are, and he does a fine job of tying the threads together plausibly. But what makes the book really resonate are passages like the one above, where the reader feels Parry’s unique way of assessing a situation even as his emotions almost get away from him. He’s a memorable character, driven to the edge of despair but resilient and cunning, caring and uncorrupted, and finding an uncommon match in Irene, a woman who knows who and what she wants and isn’t concerned what anyone thinks. A first rate crime novel.
(from the Library of America volume, David Goodis: Five Novels of the ’40s & ’50s)
Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.
Also drink responsibly…
Now with added Phil
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Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride, Nick Swardson
Writer: Michael Dilberti
Director: Ruben Fleischer
In order to finance a hit on his overbearing, ex-Marine father (played by an underutilized Fred Ward), so he can get the $10M the old man won in the lottery, Dwayne (McBride) has his buddy Travis (Swardson) rig a time bomb to Nick (Eisneberg), a hapless pizza delivery guy they kidnap. Nick enlists his school teacher buddy Chet (Ansari) to help him rob a bank to get the money in time, so the masked Dwayne and Travis will provide him with the code to remove the bomb.
McBride is arguably the lead here with Eisenberg, and as with many of his roles, he skirts the line between likable loser and full-on asshole. This one is more in the negative column, as Dwayne is willing to not only have his father killed, but Nick as well when the job is done, and possibly even his best friend, Travis. It’s only Travis’ humanity and occasional wit that keeps Dwayne from going off the rails. Swardson, though playing another variation of the derelicts seen in so many comedies, has a sweet quality that comes off well, even when he doesn’t have many overtly funny moments to shine on his own. McBride has some funny lines, but the blow job jokes wear thin quickly.
Ansari is also pretty funny, a variation on the buttoned-down but excitable, profane character seen in his standup and other roles. He and Nick of course have a couple blow-ups, both over the insane situation but also over Nick’s love for Chet’s sister, who is seemingly ready to fall for Nick if he’d just show a little ambition or fire.
Eisenberg is his standard aggressive nerd here. The script doesn’t give him much dimension; you’re expected to be invested in whether he gets the girl because she’s pretty and he doesn’t have anything else going for him. What is odd is how competent he is, thrust into his role as bomb-wearing bank robber, getaway driver, hostage negotiator, and saboteur, as the plot demands. Chet, too, seems pretty cool with things most of the time, but then I guess crying and screaming wouldn’t have worked very well for the film.
Oddly, the film ends with Chet, his sister and Nick heading off in a van, discussing what they will do with their money, until Chet opens one of the bundles of bills and is squirted with blue dye, rendering the money useless. After the credits, we see that although Dwayne and Travis were defeated and Dwayne’s dad shot, they’ve all survived to open the tanning salon Dwayne discussed as a possible business he wanted to open with the old man’s inheritance. Deleted scenes on the dvd show a rapprochement between Dwayne and his dad, dad proud of his son’s tanning salon idea, while another scene shows Chet, Nick and Chet’s sister enjoying the $100K they got away with. The ending used is slightly better. It’s a two star movie, with a few laughs but nothing one really needs to see unless you’re jonesing for a stupid action comedy.
American Barbarian
Writer/Artist - Thomas Scioli
Publisher - AdHouse Books $19.95 USD (2012)
Scioli has carved out an interesting career in comics, with an artistic style heavily influenced by Jack Kirby. Nobody else has done Kirby pastiches for more than short-term projects. Scioli does a pretty good Kirby but he’s always focused more on the funky ’70s character designs than the dynamism. The stylistic comparisons can be both a crutch and an albatross.
With the serialized graphic novel American Barbarian, Scioli takes a couple steps forward, so he’s no longer completely in The King’s shadow. Like Kirby, the story focuses on a strong, unyielding action hero in one violent situation after another, and the enemy is one-dimensionally evil and grotesque. But Scioli’s writing has more humor than Kirby.
The result is something along the lines of an ’80s video game, or an illustrated session of a particularly vigorous and imaginative Masters of the Universe action figure battle. Our hero is the ridiculously red-white-and-blue-coiffed American Barbarian, who is shown in a family ritual to be the most powerful one of all. When his father and brothers are killed by the despicable roving warrior, Two-Tank Omen (he looks kind of like the Sphinx but with two Army tanks where his feet would be), the Barbarian carves R-E-V-E-N-G-E-!-!-! in his ten digits and heads out to get some.
Along the way, in true hero’s journey fashion, he meets some like-minded folk who welcome him into their tribe, as well as a love interest. But Scioli, like Kirby, isn’t interested in a lot of characterization or complicated plotting. It’s mainly a series of standard scenes enlivened with bold colors, some tongue-in-cheek dialogue and silly jokes (there are not one but three wooly Chewbacca sidekick types, with visual signifiers for not just Chewie but Ookla from Thundarr the Barbarian, the Scream mask, and the Battlestar Galactica Cylon helmet), over-the-top violence, and occasionally clever staging. The use of red-white-and-blue for not just Barbarian’s hair but the energy trail from his fabled Star Sword provides visual punch as well as clearly leading the eye across the page. It might be fun for Scioli to dig in a bit next time and move past Saturday morning cartoon stories with barbarians, evil brothers and impossible weaponry, but in all honesty this story is mostly a blast and accomplishes just what it sets out to do.
Not that it’s hard to do, but this is another good piece, by Ludic.
Christopher Bird elegantly dismantles Scott Kurtz’s infantile, non-sensical argument against those who would want Marvel Comics/Disney to treat Jack Kirby’s heirs fairly.
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from a photo of Ian Curtis, nib and crappy brush, 2012.
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Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.
Also drink responsibly…
Now with added Phil
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